19. The sweat stains in your old shirts don’t wash out anymore like they used to.

18. Because we weren’t online last time you bought a tshirt (www.bmdtgraphicapparel.com) !

17. Hanson isn’t popular anymore.

16. Neither is Britney Spears.

15. It is no longer socially acceptable to display the confederate flag across your chest.

14.  We know you’re looking to replace your wardrobe… I think we’re friends on facebook. Seriously, NICE profile pic…

13. Everybody has done the Andy Warhol picture T. You need to stop wearing it now.

12. It’s no longer cool to be a walking billboard for Abercrombie and Fitch. This isn’t high school anymore.

11. Did you bedazzle that shirt yourself or did you actually buy it?

10. We can tell if you’re a geek by looking at your face; you don’t need the tshirt to say it, too.

9. We realize that vintage is in, but the Grape Juice stain is taking it a little too far, don’t you think?

8. Yes, we all remember the 1995 Star Trek convention. You can stop reminding us that you went.

7. It’s not all that impressive that you “survived” a theme park ride.

6. If you ever want to get a job, get rid of that tie-dye T. Hippies don’t make good business men.

5. You can only wear a “Margaritaville” tshirt if you’re over 40 and have been to a Jimmy Buffet concert.

4. That oversized T won’t go with anything once leggings and Uggz aren’t in style any more.

3. We know there’s at least one in your closet that reminds you of your ex.

2. What are you going to do with all of those Obama tshirts after the election?

1. Because we at BMDT create a different experience for your tshirt, giving you a better, more creative way to express yourself. Visit us at www.bmdtgraphicapparel.com .